Super L33T AOL Hax0r

Typical Age: 13-17
Typical Sex:Male
Usual Location:The Midwest
Usual Room:Formerly IXA, now "Color Your Profile"
Likes:To pretend he uses linux.  Arial Narrow.  "leet" typing.  3 char
HatesEnglish.  Intelligence.  Real hackers.  Reality.  Those who don't respect his "leetness"
WeaknessAnyone who doesn't "|)|-||=/-\|>" him will undoubtedly get on his nerves.  The simple fact is, most of the people who are really doing things on AOL don't spend hours telling you what they'll do.  They usually just do you.  So don't fear the lcase.
Bio:This guy thinks he is an Elite computer hacker.  Forget the fact that he doesn't know a single unix command.  Forget the fact he doesn't know what IRC is.  Forget the fact that he doesn't even know what the star tool is.  He has a cool lowercase screenname, and he types in some nonsensical, emiticon laden language that makes ebonics look like Shakespearean English, so you'd better phear him!  The thing that pisses me off the most about these idiots is that I was using this font before most of these idiots had aol.    They have little contact with reality, so don't expect too much out of these motards.  As soon as you start digging into them, they'll pull out their Elite Wing Xero C-com and "x" you.