Scry

Scry The Moronic Cowboy

Name: His name is like Jim or john or one of those trite designations.
Age: Allegedly 19
Sex: Male
Location: New Jersey
Status: Active
First Contact: Fall of 99
Why Memorable: He hasn't grown a year older in 3 years.
Weaknesses: The truth; he will beg the chats to put anyone on ignore who tells it.
Bio:      Not long after I started attending 18-21, I noticed a certain idiot in the chat. He is one of these people who will fake nice in order to get attention from online girls. That's not really all that spectacular in itself; idiots like that are a dime-a-dozen. However, I once had an interesting conversation with someone with whom he once had an online relationship (whether it was plutonic, or romantic, I know not) of some sort with. They had a fallout and she informed me, that he was indeed, not 19: he is in his 30's. This was quite funny at the time, and I mocked him mercilessly every time he entered the chat. I had no idea how memorable it was going to get.
     For, as the years wore on, I noted an interesting phenomena; Scry was not getting older. This was hilarious, and further proved (in my ever-so-humble eyes) that my information about his age was legit. So me, along with other room regulars, continued to mock him. Eventually, bitter and defeated, he quit the chat in fear and avoided us all.
     Little did he know, fate would cause him to cross my path again. This was nearly 2 years later. The amazing thing ..is he had still yet to age. So I once again tear into him on a regular basis. He has a convinced a few girls of his "true age" and most of the old 18-21 regulars are gone. This makes mocking him all-the more challenging.
     Nonetheless, I am confident that I am right about this. Further evidence is the fact that I learned he only has one pic. This is in no manner a condemnation in itself; however, his excuse for his lack of pictures is quite suspect: he claims that he had some sort of strange flood which destroyed his scanner and he lost all his pics and blah blah blah he has this ONE only because his friend scanned it for him. What sort of friend, though, won't scan a second pic? Do I give a fuck what he looks like? Of course not, however, this is a typical fake explanation; if his picture is fake then a fake age isn't truly a leap in logic.
    Update: Apparently, Scry no longer has pics. Olo, geeeeeez, I wonder what happened to them? Awfully convenient, don't you think? Olololo. He has a new group of aol buddies, but fortunately, they're pretty easy to shake just like the old days. He also has become quite rare. I figure I scared him off again. I think someone went Ma$e again.

Name:	His name is like Jim or john or one of those trite designations.
Age:	Allegedly 19
Sex:	Male
Location:	New Jersey
Status:	Active
First Contact:	Fall of 99
Why Memorable:	He hasn't grown a year older in 3 years.
Weaknesses:	The truth; he will beg the chats to put anyone on ignore who tells it.
Bio:	Not long after I started attending 18-21, I noticed a certain idiot in the chat. He is one of these people who will fake nice in order to get attention from online girls. That's not really all that spectacular in itself; idiots like that are a dime-a-dozen. However, I once had an interesting conversation with someone with whom he once had an online relationship (whether it was plutonic, or romantic, I know not) of some sort with. They had a fallout and she informed me, that he was indeed, not 19: he is in his 30's. This was quite funny at the time, and I mocked him mercilessly every time he entered the chat. I had no idea how memorable it was going to get. For, as the years wore on, I noted an interesting phenomena; Scry was not getting older. This was hilarious, and further proved (in my ever-so-humble eyes) that my information about his age was legit. So me, along with other room regulars, continued to mock him. Eventually, bitter and defeated, he quit the chat in fear and avoided us all. Little did he know, fate would cause him to cross my path again. This was nearly 2 years later. The amazing thing ..is he had still yet to age. So I once again tear into him on a regular basis. He has a convinced a few girls of his "true age" and most of the old 18-21 regulars are gone. This makes mocking him all-the more challenging. Nonetheless, I am confident that I am right about this. Further evidence is the fact that I learned he only has one pic. This is in no manner a condemnation in itself; however, his excuse for his lack of pictures is quite suspect: he claims that he had some sort of strange flood which destroyed his scanner and he lost all his pics and blah blah blah he has this ONE only because his friend scanned it for him. What sort of friend, though, won't scan a second pic? Do I give a fuck what he looks like? Of course not, however, this is a typical fake explanation; if his picture is fake then a fake age isn't truly a leap in logic. Update: Apparently, Scry no longer has pics. Olo, geeeeeez, I wonder what happened to them? Awfully convenient, don't you think? Olololo. He has a new group of aol buddies, but fortunately, they're pretty easy to shake just like the old days. He also has become quite rare. I figure I scared him off again. I think someone went Ma$e again.