Bulge
| Name: | Like most fakes, his name is Kevin |
| Age: | He's in his thirties. |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Hell if I know. |
| Status: | He has a lot of accounts because he likes to cyber. |
| First Contact: | Winter of 2002 |
| Why Memorable: | Fake pic senders are pretty common. Bitter, lifeless old people who pretend to be young are pretty common. Pedophiles are pretty common. Morons and the uncreative are down right a dime and dozen. It's very rare that you get all of those features rolled into one person. It's also pretty memorable that despite being completely blown out, he still sticks around. |
| Weaknesses: | The truth. Jealousy. Hypocrisy. Rome [ =< |
| Bio: | This guy somehow wormed his
way into the hotties clique while I was busy catching cases and just
generallly handling my biz. I didn't have time to scare away idiots in
the hotties chat. I had to attend to my real life. But all that
shit got handled, so I returned to mindless chats to entertain me in lieu of
a television. It seems major drama had taken hold of the chat. A
lot of the regulars ended up being fakers, including this idiot.
That's not very surprising, but this idiot seemed to be very vengeful on the
people who discovered Of course, I"m always down for some
drama and it was always obvious that he was an idiot. I didn't know
how interesting an idiot he was though when I started mocking him.
Apparently, good old bulge is a pedophile on top of everything. He apparently convinced some girl to be his aol girlfriend. This girl is like sixteen. He was having phone sex with the girl and all this and that. It was a pretty dramatic situation. . .you can read the convo with him and the chick here. Anyway, like I'm saying, I was always down for the drama. So I started making fun of him. It's so funny! He can't say shit about me. He mocks a webpage that I spent five minutes making on aol. That's his only line. I cpi;d mock this fool for hours. He won't even type if he realizes I'm in there. iamo. It's so classic. I so own him. it rocks. I can see how he hates me though. I actually have some semblance of a real life. I have real pics. I am witty and creative. I'm like the complete opposite of him. Olo. The only reason I even spent the time on putting this thing up is because I don't think a motard hall of fame is complete without him. |