WOW! Holy shit! This picture is just so damn extreme! That's
it, I'm in love. The charisma is just overwhelming me!
Seriously, I've seen pictures of sand that are more vibrant.
Dreidel dreidel dreidel, I made you out of clay.
How can you fuck up taking a picture with a guitar? Usually any guy with a
guitar is automatically cool. You have to be a huge dorkass to fail the
guitar look.
Coincidentally, huge dorkasses are obsessed with doing horrible jobs at
photoshopping their own pictures.
These two should breed immediately-their offspring would surely be the patron
saint of the pimple.
No matter how much you mutilate your body, girls will still not like you.