These are the first two contestant's in the official American Motard Completion.
Where's that Simon Cowell dude when you really need him?
Isn't this that dude who was on Star Wars? You know that dude that was
Captain Enterprise's ensign or whatever? His name's like Will Wheaty or
some shit. One of you nerds out there help me out.
Pick out the girl who doesn't belong in this picture. Here's a hint: it's the ugly one on the
right that the other girls are trying not to touch..
Someone call PETA, quick.
Despite his healing factor, the years of heavy drinking have really taken a toll
on Wolverine.
