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Motard fan Aubrey forwarded me this; she got it from
Nonstopkisser19:
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Hi
Aubrey
I am sorry to hear that you had so many bad experiences with
guys. I only hope I could make you smile.


J. "Humor is the shortest distance
between two people. Laugh out loud, it's good for you." "A smile is the curve that sets everything
straight!" "Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit
a fire in the craft it sank -- proving once and for all that you can't have your
kayak and heat it, too." "Just because you have your car windows rolled up doesn't mean
people can't see you picking your nose!" Everyday I beat my own previous record for
number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. "Hard work never killed
anybody...." But why take the risk! "Platonic love is like an inactive
volcano" ......before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes,
so if they get angry they will be a mile away and barefoot......
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Hi Nonstopkisser19,
I am sorry you are such a fuckin idiot. I hope I can make you cry.

M. "You are a moron." "A smile is something that no one does
while looking at you!" "The Eskimos called-they hope you get AIDs"
"Even your mom would hate you, if she wasn't hadn't already
killed herself from the shame of having such a pathetic son" Everyday you beat your meat to aol chicks "Hard work never killed
anybody...." But I wish someone would kill you! "I also wish you would fall in a volcano" ......before you type worthless proverbs to complete strangers,
remember that you're an imbecile......
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