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Motard fan Aubrey forwarded me this; she got it from Nonstopkisser19:

 

Hi Aubrey

I am sorry to hear that you had so many bad experiences with guys.  I only hope I could make you smile.   

J.
"Humor is the shortest distance between two people.  Laugh out loud, it's good for you."
"A smile is the curve that sets everything straight!"
"Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank -- proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too."
"Just because you have your car windows rolled up doesn't mean people can't see you picking your nose!"
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
"Hard work never killed anybody...." But why take the risk!
"Platonic love is like an inactive volcano"
......before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, so if they get angry they will be a mile away and barefoot......
My response:
Hi Nonstopkisser19,

I am sorry you are such a fuckin idiot.  I hope I can make you cry.

M.
"You are a moron."
"A smile is something that no one does while looking at you!"
"The Eskimos called-they hope you get AIDs"  
"Even your mom would hate you, if she wasn't hadn't already killed herself from the shame of having such a pathetic son"
Everyday you beat your meat to aol chicks
"Hard work never killed anybody...." But I wish someone would kill you!
"I also wish you would fall in a volcano"
......before you type worthless proverbs to complete strangers, remember that you're an imbecile......
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