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 | Mike Cuellono, MajorMoron in the Moron Marines chokes to death on string. |
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I was going to spend hours and hours working on my body to get cut to attract
women. Then I saw this picture and I realized that a buff nerd is still a
nerd.
Hey Rick, I got laid. LOL, you're the world's oldest virgin right now! Blow me.I would, Rick, but I would hate to comprimise your purity LOL!!! Yeah, well you're ugly.I guess you have a point. |
 | All hail The Queen of The Motards! |
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I was walking down the street the other day, because I am poor and I don't
have a car
Anyway, I was walking down the street and I heard the loud noises of Bob Saget's "hilarious" description of a man falling to his death from a thirty-story building. I knew someone was watching America's Funniest Home Videos, so I knew what I had to do. I kicked in the door wavin' my fo' fo'. It was instantly obvious who the motard was. I let my gat burst an i laid that muthafucka six feet under. The rest of the crowd really didn't seem to mind. Rick, I think you are delusional. You have never even shot a water pistol. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR GOD DAMN OPINION OR THE GOD DAMN FACTS AC!! Get a haircut. Jesus.Ok, I'll get a haircut AFTER I GET LAID !! AGAIN!!! LOL! fuck off. |
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Pictured here is the cast of the movie Goonies from the eighties. Olo,
wow. They didn't age too well (except the girl in the middle, she's
hot.). I guess I'm happy for Data and Mikey. That's one relationship
I didn't see coming.
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A virgin is a virgin, too, Rick.
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