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The guitar fairy rocks! Well, if rocking is defined as "jumping
around like a moron playing random notes and whining about his parents refusal
to buy the yellow spoiler for his Civic."
His next gig is Upland High School's Prom. They aren't actually going
to pay him. Instead, they will offer him one free admittance (it's not like
he was going to have a date, anyway) They also will allow him all the punch he'd
like. They were going to offer him unlimited Wieners in a Blanket, yet
they feared he might take it too literally.
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