Hello chatters from coast to coast! I'm taking time out of my busy schedule to answer some questions for you.  Questions that won't get answered elsewhere.  And I will have answers. Answers that you won't get on the major websites like cnn.com.  Answers that the government doesn't want you to hear!  So if you are curious about something, e-mail me and I will answer all your questions!  Even though the government doesn't want me to . . .because someone has to!  So let's get to the e-mail addresses.  


     Now some of you might wonder why I offer six different e-mails instead of just having one unified e-mail address. You might also wonder why I do the same thing on my radio show. The answer is very simple, my friends. You see, there is a shadow government out there controlled by hostile extraterrestrials who seek to undermine the very fabric of our life. They don't want you to know about them and they don't like me giving you the answers that might lead you to discover them. They tirelessly track me in hopes of finding me and silencing me. However, due to my six phone numbers (that I give out live several times a night on my radio show) and several different e-mail address, they will never track me down. Now let's get to the questions! Our first one is from a gentleman on our wild card line

Dear George,

  After my mom (who's so testy lately) and I had yet another fight about me using all the bandwidth of our high speed internet connection on my web radio show that I host out of my basement, my mother insisted that I go out and search for a job.  So one morning she woke me up and insisted that I leave the house to begin my hunt.  When I went outside, I was shocked at what I discovered.  A large rotating yellow ball hovering in the sky!  It looked sort of like the moon, but it was way too early in the day for the moon.  The sky was a strange blue color and all the stars seemed to be invisible.  Could you explain to me exactly what was going on?

Albert
Huntsville, Alabama

     Well, a lot of people might try to explain this off as a natural phenomena.  You and I however, my good friend, know the truth.  In all likelihood you saw one of the vessels of the hostile extraterrestrial race seeking to dominate us through the use of a shadow government and the media at large.  That is why every time you watch Enterprise there are messages about goods and services that you could never afford and that your mom would never buy you.  It's all a plot to try to get you to go out in something they like to call "the day" to force you to work.  Working gives them a chance to silently infiltrate all aspects of your life. Which explains your mother's recent testiness.  Likely she has been replaced by an extraterrestrial operative who is just waiting for the right time to probe you.  
     Now our next question also comes from someone on the wildcard address:

Dear George,

My wife of seventeen years recently left! She was complaining that I spent too much time with my CB radio and organizing the dry goods in my fall out shelter.  Exactly what can I do to win her back?  I really miss my kids!

Bill
Huntsville, Alabama

     Unfortunately, Bill, there's not a lot that you can do. Your wife obviously is a victim of the Shadow Government's infiltration.  You should forget about her.  You should also forget about your kids, too, as they probably by now have been brainwashed and probed by the extraterrestrials.  They are now dead to you.
     Our next question is on the first time writers' line:

Hello Friend

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Huntsville, Alabama

     Well Overnight Recovery Software Staff, I think your deal sounds very fascinating.  Working from home is a great way to avoid the extraterrestrial Shadow Government's oppressive brainwashing!  Unfortunately your correspondence doesn't seem to be phrased in the form of a question, so I'm not exactly sure how I'm going to help you.

User Contributions

     Now let's get to a couple user contributions.