Updated October 5th

Daylight Saving Time: Evil LIKE HITLER

     There are some things on this earth that are horribly atrocious.  Things like rape, molestation and racism are horribly evil.  Or at least that's what people say; I don't want to take a very strong opinion on that whole "evil" stance because I'm sure in this politically correct environment we live in, the pro-rape leauge would sue my ass for everything I'm worth.  Although I'm not worth much, come to think of it.  "Everything I'm worth" would probably only buy the pro-rape leauge a few boxes of condoms and a couple sets of latex gloves.  Anyway, I digress.  There is one thing on this planet that is clearly evil:  Daylight Saving Time.
     Daylight Saving Time was created by that nutjob Benjamin Franklin.  I'd always stuck up for that fool in the past.  His love of electricity and the fine princess always were admirable to me.  Perhaps though, all that intense sexual activity drove him crazy.  Or maybe it was that talking mouse?  I remember seeing that in a Disney movie: that mouse was pretty annoying: it'd drive anyone crazy.  .Also in his defense, he thought the idea up while in France.   Of course the French loved it as did the British.
     Now I'd never want to perpetuate any stereotypes or paint any nation with a broad-brush; but, the unarguable fact is that the British are lazy.  Not that I really know any British people.  Except like a chick who was hot.  She was lazy though!  There.  Point proved.  Anyway, I digress: as early as 1916, the British pushed "Summertime" laws through parliament.  They didn't want to go through the trouble of getting up one hour earlier in the morning.  Of course they were too stupid to realize that they STILL were getting up an hour earlier and the only thing that was different was the clock.
     Whereas British people are lazy, Americans, for the most part, are stupid. So it's not a surprise that something as idiotic as Daylight Saving Time was soon adopted in the states.  In 1966 Congress, likely drunk or high off all the new hallucinogenics, passed The Uniform  Time Act. Americans,
     Stupid Americans love Daylight Saving Time.  The U.S. Department of Transportation conducted a poll in which Americans said, "there is more light in the evenings / can do more in the evenings."  This obsession with daytime is typical of Americans.
     Everywhere you go people are always talking about the day.  "What did you do today?"  "How was your day?"   These questions are incessant.  I really don't understand why, either.  Daytime sucks!  It's crowded.  It's hot.  TV is filled with crappy soap operas, crappy sitcoms and crappy news programs.  The ironic thing is, that as much as people talk about how great the day is, their actions speak differently.
     Most parties are held at night.  People work in the day; I figure they work in the day because they figure they might as well get it done while things are crappy.  Most parties are held at night.  Most quality TV programming (I realize that's an oxy-moron) comes at night.  Sex is traditionally held at night.  Why do you think people have it on beds instead of in the front lawn?   Hmm.  Well maybe daytime could have SOME positive features?  Hmm, no..  As evidenced on this site, most people are ugly and I wouldn't want to watch them have sex.
     Daylight Saving Time is evil incarnate. I urge you people to follow it no longer.  Next time it comes around, ignore it.  Who gives a fuck if you miss work, get fired and lose your house and end up living under a bridge?  Not me!  I live in AZ right now so I don't have to follow this Daylight Saving Time crap!  Besides, you probably incompetent and would likely lose your job anyway.  So it's really not my problem, right?