Updated June 14th by Rick

Society's Youth: In Peril

    Our society is filled with problems. It's an everyday struggle to make it.   Balancing a job, a social life and an aol lover is way too much stress for the average young person today.  It's a wonder that today's youth aren't spending their weekends at crack-smoking parties and spending their weekdays shooting up schools in their HONDA CIVIC TYPE R!!!!.  Oh.  Wait.  They are doing that.  Damn society is pretty fucked.
     It's easy to toss blame around. But what good does blame do? NONE, MISTER!  Indeed, nothing in this society is worse than being judgmental (and we'd never do that here).  So instead of whining and complaining about the problems of our society, instead I have decided to provide solutions.
     Do you know what young people really need? They need something to do with their time; something with structure; something that will provide them with peers to make sure that they don't have to travel the road to adulthood alone.  It should be pretty clear what today's youth need: gangs, of course!
     Gangs provide will provide youth with friends for life (just read the tatoos!).   They will have social activities better than shooting up schools.  Instead they will shoot up old ladies and steal car stereos (and, while, they will have to occasionally shoot each other, at least it will be in some dark alley or park, thus freeing them at schools to peruse their education).  No longer will a youth have to drive around in a HONDA CIVIC TYPE R!!!  Now they'll have real money making opportunities, such as carrying bags of crack from Mexico  into the United States through condoms in their assess. 
     Indeed, what could be better for today's youth than gangs?  But, don't rush out and buy your young friend's gats quite yet:  not every gang is right for everyone!  You need to be very careful when selecting gangs for young people.  That's why I've provided you with information on a few gangs; I hope this gets the ball rolling some!

The Crips
  • The Crips are one of the oldest gangs out there. Many people give them credit for starting the whole gang thing.
  • Pros:   The crips are prominently featured in many rap videos.
  • Cons:   Occasionally news anchors will confuse the word "crips" for "cripples" and no one wants to be confused with a retard.  There's also a lot of shooting stabbing and jail  involved.

The Bloods
  • The bloods started to compete with the Crips. It's kinda like the ABA, except without the striped basketball, and with guns and killing and less drug use.
  • Pros:   The bloods red color is very intimidating.
  • Cons:   The gang sign takes incredible dexterity to perform.   And, once again, there's a lot of shooting, stabbing and jailed involved.

Yakuza (thanks for the spelling correction, Curt)
  • The Yakuza are an Asian gang. They like to wreak havoc while looking stylish at the same time. They especially like HONDA CIVIC TYPE R!!!
  • Pros:   While they are cold-blooded criminals, they also create an environment which supports financial excellence; indeed many members of this gang are members of the honor roll gang (listed below)
  • Cons:   Two words: tentacle rape.

Honor Roll Students
  • This is a group of highly dangerous youths that like Star Wars, Harry Potter and Star Trek.  They are mainly dangerous due to the fact that they are often quite pedantic; they might bore you to death.
  • Pros:   They're low on the whole shooting, stabbing and jail factor.
  • Cons:   They're not exactly popular with the ladies; The Vulcan death grip isn't too effective versus the stabbing and shooting.

Goonies
  • This started as a mischievous group of scamps who cause trouble in a New England Town.  The nineties were hard on them, though.  No longer innocent boys, the Goonies are now, well, goons; well, except Mouth:  Mouth has become an undercover prison fag, thus fulfilling Grand Master Flash's prophesy.  The other Goonies though, are still thugin, just like their mentor, Tupac, would want.
  • Pros:   They're all about the money and togetherness and Sloth gots their back.
  • Cons:   Data's gadgets aren't too effective against Mack-10s and AK-47s.  Eighties fashion is mandatory.

Updates and Notes

     Muchhhhhhhhh love to everyone who kept up with this site.  I know it took me way too long to update it this time.  I just simply lost interest in the site for a couple months. . .and by the time I got interest again, I was so far behind . . . and so many things kept coming up, that, well...the update is about 6 months late.  Anyway, I hope you like the new layout of the site.  I played with a lot of things, and this is what I decided on. Tell me if you don't.  Oh, you might find updates I forgot to list; I've been working on this six months and some things may have been changed without me remembering I changed them.
    Oh yeah! You might have noticed the new title of the page.  That's because I got my own domain.  Yep yep.  www.stupidmotard.com belongs to me.  That was yet another cause for delay.  I couldn't decide if I wanted to leave everything on this server or move it or whatever.  I finally decided, that I linked so many people to this page over the years, that this is where the page is going to stay.  The domain is directly linked to here, anyway.   OH but one important thing:  I did restructure the directories on the sever, so if, for some odd reason, you decided to bookmark a convo, you're going to have to update it.  ANYWAY, enough.  On to the updates: