Oh Sweet Matty

Oh, Sweet Matty. . .
Officer O'Neal

pfaxd (1:58:35 AM):   ARE YOU MATT?
Matt4bud (1:58:46 AM):   yah
Matt4bud (1:58:59 AM):  who is this
pfaxd (1:59:23 AM):  MY NAME IS OFFICER O'NEAL
pfaxd (1:59:33 AM):  HOW ARE YOU TONIGHT?
Matt4bud (1:59:52 AM):  fine and you
pfaxd (2:00:25 AM):  I'M DOING PRETTY GOOD, JUST ANOTHER DAY ON THE JOB
pfaxd (2:00:33 AM):  BUT I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS TO ASK
Matt4bud (2:00:45 AM):  yes go rite ahead
pfaxd (2:01:25 AM):  WERE YOU ONLINE APROXIMATELY 5:30 PM PACIFIC STANDARD TIME?
Matt4bud (2:01:59 AM):  i dont realy no why
pfaxd (2:02:35 AM):  WELL, MATT...MAY I CALL YOU MATT?
Matt4bud (2:02:48 AM):  thats my name
pfaxd (2:02:54 AM):  COOL
pfaxd (2:03:08 AM):  WELL I AM WRAPPING UP THE MEASY DETAILS OF A DEATH.
pfaxd (2:03:13 AM):  AS SAD AS IT IS TO SAY.
pfaxd (2:03:22 AM):  A SUICIDE, ACTUALLY.
Matt4bud (2:03:30 AM):  what happened
pfaxd (2:03:50 AM):  WELL, WE'RE NOT REALLY SURE
pfaxd (2:04:00 AM):  BUT HE LEFT A NOTE
pfaxd (2:04:21 AM):  AND IT HAD THE E-MAIL ADDRESS MATT4BUD@AOL.COM
pfaxd (2:04:31 AM):  SO I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU MIGHT KNOW WHAT MOTIVATED HIM SOME?
Matt4bud (2:05:16 AM):  lol your joking this is that sparkly guy isnt it
Matt4bud (2:05:30 AM):  trying to scare me
pfaxd (2:05:50 AM):  NO, WOULD YOU LIKE MY BADGE NUMBER?
pfaxd (2:05:57 AM):  I'M WITH THE TUCSON POLICE DEPARTMENT
pfaxd (2:06:00 AM):  TEAM WOLF.
pfaxd (2:06:32 AM):  THE NUMBER IS #570 48 2734
pfaxd (2:06:39 AM):  WOULD YOU LIKE THE PHONE NUMBER?
Matt4bud (2:06:39 AM):  well theres no telling whats the truth so yah i will talk
pfaxd (2:06:57 AM):  WELL WERE YOU FRIENDS WITH HIM?
pfaxd (2:07:05 AM):  DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE NOT A SUSPECT
Matt4bud (2:07:34 AM):  no first time i talked to him i thoought he was a girl
pfaxd (2:07:54 AM):  OH ...WHY DID YOU THINK HE WAS A GIRL?
Matt4bud (2:08:12 AM):  after a while i figured out he was a guy so i told him i didnt want to talk anymore
pfaxd (2:09:03 AM):  OH OK. ..
Matt4bud (2:09:03 AM):  so me one else told me he was his name was xx gotti xx i think
pfaxd (2:09:15 AM):  HE WAS ON THE LIST TOO.
Matt4bud (2:09:34 AM):  he told me he was his ex girl friend
pfaxd (2:09:37 AM):  I TALKED TO HIM SOME BUT HE SAID THAT HE WAS HIS EX AND THAT THEY BROKE UP
pfaxd (2:10:22 AM):  CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL?
Matt4bud (2:11:24 AM):  but any ways he kept on wanting to talk i kept on saying bye thats all then he told me he was going to kill his self and just kept on saying bye thats it
Matt4bud (2:11:40 AM):  and no way am i homosexual
pfaxd (2:11:48 AM):  WELL OH WELL I GUESS.
pfaxd (2:11:51 AM):  COOL.
pfaxd (2:12:07 AM):  FAGS DONT' MATTER ANYWAY, RIGHT?
Matt4bud (2:12:29 AM):  yep i guess didnt no he was trying to realy kill his self
Matt4bud (2:12:41 AM):  i dont like them at all
Matt4bud (2:13:01 AM):  in the bible god killed alot of them
pfaxd (2:13:12 AM):  Matt4bud YOU HAVE COMMITED HATE SPEECH
pfaxd (2:13:17 AM):  oops sorry
pfaxd (2:13:20 AM):  hat was automatic
pfaxd (2:13:59 AM):  It happens on accident.
pfaxd (2:14:22 AM):  So tell me more about these fags and the bible. I've never read the bible.
Matt4bud (2:14:56 AM):  i dont think they realy matter but im not going to kill them or anything but anyways i didnt aggg it on you can check the im with some comp guy alls i told him was bye
pfaxd (2:15:24 AM):  YOU ARE NOT A SUSPECT MATT
pfaxd (2:15:31 AM):  BUT PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT THE BIBLE
Matt4bud (2:16:04 AM):  i dont no mutch i dont read it either its to long for me but i know he opened up the earth and they fell in a fire pit
pfaxd (2:16:46 AM):  oh wow. god sounds pretty cool.
pfaxd (2:16:55 AM):  Do you believe in god?
Matt4bud (2:17:02 AM):  always
Matt4bud (2:17:27 AM):  have
Matt4bud (2:18:00 AM):  and you dont
Matt4bud (2:18:22 AM):  were your parents religious
pfaxd (2:18:33 AM):  NO THEY WEREN'T
pfaxd (2:18:42 AM):  I AM AN ADULT MATT.
pfaxd (2:18:58 AM):  BUT WOW...THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TELLING ME ABOUT GOD, MATT.
Matt4bud (2:19:25 AM):  i know man but still if they wernt you wouldnt be either
Matt4bud (2:19:40 AM):  its cool look into to him more
pfaxd (2:19:47 AM):  MATT . . .
pfaxd (2:19:54 AM):  I THINK . . .
Matt4bud (2:19:56 AM):  yah
pfaxd (2:19:59 AM):  I AM GOING TO GO TO HELL
Matt4bud (2:20:35 AM):  not if you get saved god forgives all
pfaxd (2:20:42 AM):  BUT MATT
pfaxd (2:20:47 AM):   I KNOW I AM A GROWN MAN
pfaxd (2:20:50 AM):  BUT
Matt4bud (2:20:54 AM):  plus your a police officer
pfaxd (2:20:58 AM):  I THINK I LOVE YOU
Matt4bud (2:20:58 AM):  but
Matt4bud (2:21:12 AM):  i knew you were him later
pfaxd (2:21:17 AM):  MATT, TELL ME MORE ABOUT GOD
pfaxd (2:21:39 AM):  MATT I HAVE MY NIGHTSTICK TO A BLACKMAN
pfaxd (2:21:44 AM):  HE DIES IF YOU DON'T TELL ME ABOUT JESUS
Matt4bud (2:21:58 AM):  ok do it then
Matt4bud (2:22:07 AM):  later
pfaxd (2:22:35 AM):  you have been reported for racisim.
pfaxd (2:22:39 AM):  what is your address?
pfaxd (2:22:45 AM):  I am going to make your life hell matty
pfaxd (2:22:50 AM):  I'm an officer of the fuckin law
pfaxd (2:22:53 AM):  you understand me?
Matt4bud (2:22:55 AM):  later man
pfaxd (2:22:57 AM):  AN OFFICER OF THE FUCKIN LAW
pfaxd (2:23:05 AM):  YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU SCUMBAG
pfaxd (2:23:06 AM):  FUCK YOU
Matt4bud (2:23:06 AM):  buh bye
pfaxd (2:23:09 AM):  FUCK YOUR DAD TOO
pfaxd (2:23:13 AM):  FUCK YOU MATTY
pfaxd (2:23:23 AM):  I JUST KILLED A NEGRO BECAUSE OF YOU MATT
Matt4bud (2:23:28 AM):  your one weirdo later
pfaxd (2:23:32 AM):  ARE YOU FUCKIN HAPPY??
pfaxd (2:23:37 AM):   HE HAD A WIFE AND KIDSA
Matt4bud (2:23:41 AM):  buh bye
pfaxd (2:23:47 AM):  AND HE WAS JUST STOPPING BY THE OFFICE
pfaxd (2:23:51 AM):  TO GIVE ME DINNER
pfaxd (2:23:55 AM):  AND I KILLED HIM MATT
pfaxd (2:23:58 AM):  I KILLED HIM
pfaxd (2:24:06 AM):  WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS MATT?
pfaxd (2:24:15 AM):  TELL ME YOUR ADDRESS?
pfaxd (2:24:42 AM):  MATT
Matt4bud (2:24:43 AM):  you killed him now why wont you suck his d=ck weirdo
pfaxd (2:24:48 AM):  WHAT IS YOUR ADDDDRESS
pfaxd (2:24:52 AM):  I WANT TO SUCK YOUR DICK
Matt4bud (2:25:19 AM):  damn somthing wrong in your mind
pfaxd (2:25:27 AM):  I'm sorry Mathew.
pfaxd (2:25:33 AM):  Please forgive me.
pfaxd (2:25:36 AM):  I . . .
pfaxd (2:25:38 AM):  fell for you.
pfaxd (2:25:42 AM):  I, an officer of the law.
pfaxd (2:25:50 AM):  Now I'm going to hell.
Matt4bud (2:25:51 AM):  alrite later
pfaxd (2:25:54 AM):  I'm sorry Matt.
pfaxd (2:25:56 AM):  So ...sorry.
Matt4bud (2:26:11 AM):  ok i heard you bye
pfaxd (2:26:45 AM):  I will now die.
Matt4bud (2:27:00 AM):  buh bye
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