Have You Ever Seen A Grown Man Naked?
By Dena & Me
Part 4
Boobi18:
hey fag
Boobi18:
what don't want to talk
rickdontlikeyou:
Hey there.
Boobi18: hi how r u
rickdontlikeyou: I'm fine.
Boobi18: that is good
Boobi18: how is hoodrat?
rickdontlikeyou: She is fine. She had three orgasams tonihgt
Boobi18: right on
Boobi18: i had two
rickdontlikeyou: You're slacking.
Boobi18: i know but my b/f isn't here to help right now
Boobi18: sorry
rickdontlikeyou: Did he get called off to 'nam again?
Boobi18: no he is with family in oklahoma
rickdontlikeyou: Oh, good. I thought Charlie got him.
Boobi18: nope did he get u
rickdontlikeyou: No, I was in the tiger cage for months though.
Boobi18: why?
rickdontlikeyou: Well, the water drip chamber was full.
Boobi18: oh i c
rickdontlikeyou: Yeah, it's some rough shit, let me tell you.
Boobi18: so how come your not being mean?
rickdontlikeyou: Three weeks in your own feces and urine and you don't ever want to participate in water sports again.
rickdontlikeyou: It's the pills.
Boobi18: and what pills is that
rickdontlikeyou: Valtrex.
Boobi18: so do u hate me or do u like to fuck with me?
rickdontlikeyou: who are you again?
Boobi18: somebody
rickdontlikeyou: Hey Somebody, I'm Thomas.
Boobi18: hi thomas i am bobbi
rickdontlikeyou: Nice to meet you Bobbi
rickdontlikeyou: but I'm talking to Somebody right now.
Boobi18: oh ok
rickdontlikeyou: Oh I think Somebody left.
rickdontlikeyou: So I can talk to you now bobbi.
Boobi18: i thougth u didn't like me
rickdontlikeyou: I think RIck doesn't like you.
rickdontlikeyou: I'm Thomas though.
Boobi18: where is rick
Boobi18: so r u a friend of theres
rickdontlikeyou: Rick is with hoodrat.
rickdontlikeyou: I'm actually Rick's brother.
Boobi18: really
rickdontlikeyou: Yeah.
Boobi18: oh ok
Boobi18: do u live with them?
rickdontlikeyou: Yeah, but I work during the day.
Boobi18: yeah me and your brother go round and round
rickdontlikeyou: Yeah, he's a fiesty old fellow.
Boobi18: old how old
rickdontlikeyou: 53
Boobi18: shit
Boobi18: and how old r u
rickdontlikeyou: I'm 23
Boobi18: really
rickdontlikeyou: yeah
Boobi18: well i am 17
rickdontlikeyou: all right.
rickdontlikeyou: Does that mean you have a personal relationship with jeus christ yet?
Boobi18: what?
rickdontlikeyou: Do you have a close personal relationship with Jesus Christ?
Boobi18: some what
rickdontlikeyou: Good good.
Boobi18: why?
rickdontlikeyou: Because Jesus is coming soon.
Boobi18: really
Boobi18: so what
rickdontlikeyou: So you should be ready.
rickdontlikeyou: Jesus has baseball bats, you know.
Boobi18: really
rickdontlikeyou: Yeah, or so Rick tells me.
Boobi18: and what is he going to do with that
rickdontlikeyou: He says he is going to play baseball vs satan, stalin and hitler
rickdontlikeyou: with shaquille o'neal and wayn gretsky on his side.
rickdontlikeyou: first to a touchdown wins.
Boobi18: well i don't think that will happen
rickdontlikeyou: Why not?
Boobi18: because it won't rick is wrong
rickdontlikeyou: oh...he is?
Boobi18: yeah
rickdontlikeyou: oh ok. I didn't know that.
Boobi18: rick can suck a dick for all i care
rickdontlikeyou: He doesn't like to suck dick.
Boobi18: well he can
rickdontlikeyou: Well, yeah, he can...but he tends to choke.
Boobi18: maybe that is a good thing and how do u know he chokes when he does?
Boobi18: he does it to u doesn't he
rickdontlikeyou: ugh...I hate to admit it...
Boobi18: it is ok u can tell me
rickdontlikeyou: ok...yeah, he does.
Boobi18: do u like it
rickdontlikeyou: no
Boobi18: then why let him
rickdontlikeyou: He makes me...
Boobi18: then kick his ass
rickdontlikeyou: He is a lot stronger than me.
Boobi18: to bad
rickdontlikeyou: i know ) =
Boobi18: if he is really 53 then you can take him
rickdontlikeyou: he has a knife.
Boobi18: then you get a knife
rickdontlikeyou: no, I don't.
Boobi18: yeah u do
rickdontlikeyou: No, I don't )*=
Boobi18: yeah u do
rickdontlikeyou: where?
Boobi18: any where
rickdontlikeyou: oh...
rickdontlikeyou: even in church?
Boobi18: sure
Boobi18: i know that u r fucking with me
rickdontlikeyou: how' that?
Boobi18: bye
rickdontlikeyou: bye ) =