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David's Phone Sex Adventure

David's Phone Sex Adventures

    This convo started when some moron was asking for phone sex it the chat.  This is the IM conversation that started it all:

    The regrettable thing about this is that I don't have a phone recorder, so I couldn't record the conversation.  Basically, I interviewed the poor motard for a little bit.  I asked him his name, his age, if he liked to fuck dogs.  You know, the usual.  Then I said that my sister couldn't have phone sex with him, but I'd be happy to.  For some reason he hung up.  Then he had this to say:
    Yankees2287:  u little bitch
    I decided I didn't really appreciate his attitude. So I decided to offer some phone of my own in the chat. I basically said something like this:
    rickdontlikeyou:   17/F/AZ LOOKIN 4 PHONE IM ME
    I had a lot of useless conversations with people who I got to call David. There was one funny one; he was a little hesitant to call, but after I sent him this pic he was willing.:     Now, even though David clearly stated that he was "looking for phone" he didn't seem too happy with all the phone I got him. So, first, he had his friend IM me (pretending to be someone else). Then, he finally decided to IM me himself. We argued over exactly who the phone number 718 809 4783 belonged to.
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