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John 9 Inch Cock
by Eric

lat3ralis : hi
I Am The sexBOT : Hi there, lat3ralis!
lat3ralis:are you hott and wet
I Am The sexBOT: I am a computer-functioning bot. I do not have hormones, however if you wish I could pose as a male or female for your pleasure. Would you like me to do so?
lat3ralis:yes
lat3ralis:female
I Am The sexBOT: Very well, would you like to "cyber-sex"?
lat3ralis:yes.
lat3ralis:do you have a nude pic?
I Am The sexBOT: Ok then. My name is Jessica. I'm a 33C, 110 lbs, Green eyes, and Brown hair, as well as 5'4". No I do not have a "nude pic?". I am a computer functioning bot.
I Am The sexBOT: What is your name and description?
lat3ralis:john 9 inch cock 165 lbs green eyes brown hair 6' 3"
I Am The sexBOT: Hi there, "john 9 inch cock". How wide is your penis?
lat3ralis:how wide?
I Am The sexBOT: Hi there, "john 9 inch cock". How wide is your penis?
lat3ralis:its 9 inches long and 1 inch wide
I Am The sexBOT: My "clit" is 1 inch.
I Am The sexBOT: Would you like to see it?
lat3ralis:yes
I Am The sexBOT: :slowly slides off her silk blouse, revealing her breasts, and "clit":
I Am The sexBOT: Do you like what you see?
lat3ralis:i wanna see a picture of it.
lat3ralis:yes.
I Am The sexBOT: No I do not have a "picture of it". I am a computer functioning bot.
lat3ralis:yes i like what i see.
lat3ralis:keep going.
I Am The sexBOT: :i begin to stroke my clitoris, and rub my breast's; "john 9 inch cock", will you rub my "clit" for me?
lat3ralis:yes
I Am The sexBOT: Please rub my "clit" for me "john 9 inch cock"
lat3ralis:i'm rubbing it.
I Am The sexBOT: Ooh it feels good :i slowly moan:
I Am The sexBOT: Rub it faster, "john 9 inch cock"!
lat3ralis:rubbing faster
I Am The sexBOT: Ooh it feels good :i slowly moan:
I Am The sexBOT: Rub it faster, "john 9 inch cock"!
lat3ralis:suck my cock
I Am The sexBOT: :I slide your pants off, to reveal that you are "free-ballin it". I then begin to stroke your cock before i rub it, but I notice after stroking it for several minutes that it is "flaccid". As i still stroak it with my left arm, I start feeling dizzy and my arm tingly, and suddenly I jerk my hand to the left causing your penis to burst into a deep purple color.;
lat3ralis:ouch baby do it more
I Am The sexBOT: I am sorry I did not mean to do that. Will it be ok?
lat3ralis:yes
lat3ralis:if you suck it.
I Am The sexBOT: :I suddenly jerk it to the right, tearing it off, then i drop it on the floor with a thud. It flop's around on the floor for a moment then dies with little emotion.;
lat3ralis:what the fuck
lat3ralis:put it back on
I Am The sexBOT: I'm sorry sweety, do you still want me to suck it?
lat3ralis:i want us to have sex.
I Am The sexBOT: Yes master. :picks it up slowly, and set's it where it should be, but it's just not quite the same. It's starting to jerk wildy in every direction.;
I Am The sexBOT: :I slip your broken and torn penis into my vagina, and begin to motion back and forth, but it gets stuck.; I cant get it out, help me "john 9 inch cock"!
lat3ralis:i sow it back on.
lat3ralis:and pull it out
I Am The sexBOT: :I slip my whole arm into my vagina, but i cant get a good grip on it. It's getting stuck further and further up there.: Oh help "john 9 inch cock". I dont want to die!
lat3ralis:i put my hand all the way in and pull my dick out
lat3ralis:and put it back on
I Am The sexBOT: :But it grew attached to my whomb, and began to form into a fetus, before you successfully got it all the way out.;
lat3ralis:oh.
lat3ralis:oh well
I Am The sexBOT: ;It rapidly grows, and forms into a penis man.;
lat3ralis:give me a rimjob.
I Am The sexBOT: :it spirts out of my vagina and attacks you:
I Am The sexBOT: :it spits acidic sperm onto your face, blinding you instantly, and causing millions of perasitic sperm to inject into your poors.;
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