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do u really have sex with animals

Do U Really Have Sex With Animals?
By Jamie

I got bored so I went into the " chicks and animals " room in the gay & lesbian catagory, and this freak IMed me.

Sethfbstar [12:33 AM ]:  do u really have sex with animals?
omfgosh [12:34 AM]:  oh hell yeah.
Sethfbstar [12:34 AM]:  r u m or f
omfgosh [12:34 AM]:  f, you?
Sethfbstar [12:34 AM]:  m
omfgosh [12:34 AM]:  have you ever done it with animals?
Sethfbstar [12:35 AM]:  no never had one to do it with
omfgosh [12:35 AM]:  do you want to?
Sethfbstar [12:35 AM]:  kinda
omfgosh [12:36 AM]:  dont be scared to try it out, it's great.
Sethfbstar [12:36 AM]:  i dont have any animals to do it with
omfgosh [12:36 AM]:  it is okay to have sex with anything that mother nature has created.
omfgosh [12:36 AM]:  i have a snake.
Sethfbstar [12:36 AM]:  wow
Sethfbstar [12:37 AM]:  what all have u fucked
omfgosh [12:37 AM]:  that's what i say when he slithers his tail around inside of me. 
omfgosh [12:37 AM]:  a dog, horse, cow, and my snake.
omfgosh [12:38 AM]:  do you think that's nasty?
Sethfbstar [12:38 AM]:  will u tell me about doin your dog 
omfgosh [12:38 AM]:  well.
Sethfbstar [12:38 AM]:  no
omfgosh [12:38 AM]:  one night, no one was at home and i was horny as hell ...
Sethfbstar [12:38 AM]:  yeah
omfgosh [12:38 AM]:  and my dog's pink little weiner pops out..
omfgosh [12:39 AM]:  well i saw it and it made me really horny.
Sethfbstar [12:39 AM]:  yeah
omfgosh [12:39 AM]:  well, more horny
omfgosh [12:39 AM]:  and so i went over there and started sucking it
omfgosh [12:39 AM]:  and then i laid down and he started doin' me
Sethfbstar [12:39 AM]:  then
omfgosh [12:40 AM]:  and then he made me cum
omfgosh [12:40 AM]:  so i stopped.
omfgosh [12:40 AM]:  and i think he cummed in me.
omfgosh [12:40 AM]:  but i'm not sure.
Sethfbstar [12:41 AM]:  will u tell me about another animal now
Sethfbstar [12:41 AM]:  please
omfgosh [12:41 AM]:  my dad's horse, herman..
omfgosh [12:41 AM]:  one day my paw told me go out into the barn
Sethfbstar [12:41 AM]:  ok
omfgosh [12:41 AM]:  and feed the horses cause he had to bail some hay before it got dark..
omfgosh [12:42 AM]:  so he was on the other side of the field..
omfgosh [12:42 AM]:  and i just wondered what it'd be like
omfgosh [12:42 AM]:  to have something that big inside of me
Sethfbstar [12:42 AM]:  yeah
omfgosh [12:42 AM]:  so got down on my knees and i grabbed his pp and put it in me
omfgosh [12:43 AM]:  and it was so gigantic
omfgosh [12:43 AM]:  then my dad came in there..
omfgosh [12:43 AM]:  so i stopped
omfgosh [12:43 AM]:  my dad caught me.
Sethfbstar [12:43 AM]:  what did he say
omfgosh [12:44 AM]:  he didn't really see what i was doing
Sethfbstar [12:44 AM]:  o ok
Sethfbstar [12:44 AM]:  wanna tell me about another one now
Sethfbstar [12:45 AM]:  please
Sethfbstar [12:47 AM]:  will u
omfgosh [12:48 AM]:  sorry my tampon was like over flowing
omfgosh [12:48 AM]:  i had to change it.
omfgosh [12:48 AM]:  what do you want to hear a story about now?
Sethfbstar [12:48 AM]:  ok
Sethfbstar [12:48 AM]:  whatever u wanna tell
omfgosh [12:49 AM]:  one time me and my mom did it with my snake at the same time.
Sethfbstar [12:50 AM]:  did u and your mom touch each other
omfgosh [12:50 AM]:  yeah.
omfgosh [12:50 AM]:  she licked me.
Sethfbstar [12:50 AM]:  your pussy
omfgosh [12:50 AM]:  yeah
omfgosh [12:50 AM]:  she was good.
Sethfbstar [12:51 AM]:  cool
Sethfbstar [12:52 AM]:  what about the cow
omfgosh [12:52 AM]:  i sucked the cows dick
Sethfbstar [12:52 AM]:  did u shove it in your pussy
omfgosh [12:53 AM]:  yeah, for a few minutes.
omfgosh [12:53 AM]:  he started to try to run away.
Sethfbstar [12:54 AM]:  o
Sethfbstar [12:54 AM]:  do u have any more animal story for me to hear
omfgosh [12:55 AM]:  no, but i can go do it with my dog again and come back and tell you how it went if you want
Sethfbstar [12:56 AM]:  ok
omfgosh [12:56 AM]:  you're such a motard.
Sethfbstar [12:56 AM]:  huh
Sethfbstar [12:58 AM]:  what is a motard
omfgosh [12:58 AM]:  you have psychological issue, dude.


I couldnt handle anymore.
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