Clev's Internet Boyfriend
by Clev

IAintNoChiknHed:    do you want to be my internet boyfriend?
Playa378:    say wha
IAintNoChiknHed:    IAintNoChiknHed: do you want to be my internet boyfriend?
Playa378:    i don't even know u
IAintNoChiknHed:    that's okay, we can get to know each other ...papi?...is that what you people call each other?
Playa378:    and i have a girl
IAintNoChiknHed:    you already have an internet girlfriend?!
Playa378:    no i have a real girlfriend
IAintNoChiknHed:    then i can be your internet girlfriend :D  i already have 4 real boyfriends.
IAintNoChiknHed:    can yawl tawk like youz from down south hurr?
Playa378:    i have neva heard somebody talk like dat but ok
Playa378:    how old are u 
IAintNoChiknHed:    daz bucuz yawlz from the clean nawth
Playa378:    u buggin
IAintNoChiknHed:    awww boo itz gravy okayyyy
Playa378:    yo where do u live
IAintNoChiknHed:    haha, arizona.
IAintNoChiknHed:    where do you live?
Playa378:    ny
Playa378:    age loc nat
IAintNoChiknHed:    18/white
IAintNoChiknHed:    i dun awready tol' yawl where im frum
Playa378:    anyway, i ain't into that aol boyfriend stuff
IAintNoChiknHed:    ohhhh mannnnnn...aight :*(
IAintNoChiknHed:    so ...is this goodbye?
Playa378:    yeah
IAintNoChiknHed:    ...okay...i will miss you forever, you've taken a piece of my heart.
Playa378:    wha da hell are u talkin about
IAintNoChiknHed:    me and you boo
Playa378:    ain't no me and u
IAintNoChiknHed:    that's because you wouldn't open yourself up to me.
IAintNoChiknHed:    here i am, right in front of your face, and you can't take what's good.
Playa378:    ur a lunatic
IAintNoChiknHed:    st. lunatik, i'm from da durty durty ya hurr?  'sawl about missouri  straight up reppin
Playa378:    missouri ain't even in the south, itz in the mid west
IAintNoChiknHed:    datz what i meant b
IAintNoChiknHed:    it'z awll about da dirty mid west fa sure
Playa378:    leave me alone
IAintNoChiknHed:    missouri representin' layin it DOWN ya'eard?
IAintNoChiknHed:    eh, why u gotta be all sassy?
Playa378:    why u gotta be all crazy
IAintNoChiknHed:    Playa378, I'm not being crazy in any sense.  I am just trying to carry on a civil conversation, is that too much to ask?
Playa378:    wha part of leave me alone don't u understand
IAintNoChiknHed:    hey hey, you asked me...if i remember correctly...OH LOOK!  IT'S RIGHT THERE! ~~~> Playa378: why u gotta be all crazy no where in that does it say "leave me alone"
Playa378:    Playa378 [8:30 PM]: leave me alone 
IAintNoChiknHed:    whoa whoa
IAintNoChiknHed:    but i thought we were friends?
Playa378:    bye
IAintNoChiknHed:    you're being kinda harsh about this whole thing.
IAintNoChiknHed:    ...can't you let me down a little easier than that?
Playa378:    ummmmmmmmm, good bye
IAintNoChiknHed:    ...no, not much better.
Playa378:    like i care
IAintNoChiknHed:    >:o  you care more than you know, playboy
Playa378:    oh my god, u crazy lil girl
IAintNoChiknHed:    you love this... :)
Playa378:    ok, bye now
IAintNoChiknHed:    wait!
IAintNoChiknHed:    just 2 more things
Playa378:    what what what
IAintNoChiknHed:    yay!!!!  you're my BEST friend, snoopy.  can i call you snoopy?..it's like your pet name...okay 1) do you have a pool
IAintNoChiknHed:    2)  have you ever smashed a can into your forehead?
Playa378:    bye
IAintNoChiknHed:    no, you didn't tell me no
IAintNoChiknHed:    you're not following the requirements
Playa378:    no no no no no no bye
IAintNoChiknHed:    :*(
IAintNoChiknHed:    PLEASE?!
IAintNoChiknHed:    PLEASE?!
IAintNoChiknHed:    pleeeeeaaaaasssseee?
IAintNoChiknHed:    i'll be NICE!
Playa378:    i won't
IAintNoChiknHed:    that's okay
IAintNoChiknHed:    as long as you answer.
IAintNoChiknHed:    i don't care how you do it.
Playa378:    LEAVE ME ALONE U DAMN CRAZY ASSS LIL CHICK
IAintNoChiknHed:    how old are you, Playa?
Playa378:    LEAVE ME ALONE U CHICKENHEAD
IAintNoChiknHed:    lololol
IAintNoChiknHed:    what does "BK" stand for?
IAintNoChiknHed:    'round these here parts in ARIZONA it's blood killer
IAintNoChiknHed:    hey
IAintNoChiknHed:    hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
IAintNoChiknHed:    heyyyyyyyyyyy
IAintNoChiknHed:    have you ever been to the Macy*s Day Parade?
IAintNoChiknHed:    have you ever met Jay Z?
CIevngrI:    porque se espanol
CIevngrI:    no sabes espanol?
Playa378:    no i'm not
CIevngrI:    you're not what?
Playa378:    i don't speak spanish, and i'm not spanish
CIevngrI:    okay, so then do you know french?
CIevngrI:    if you know french, then you must be italian
Playa378:    hell no
CIevngrI:    whoa...so you're limited to english and ebonics?
Playa378:    i don't consider ebonics a language
CIevngrI:    LA does
CIevngrI:    and i'm very close to LA
Playa378:    like i care
CIevngrI:    oh you totally do, bitter betty
Playa378:    ok, why am i still talkin to u
CIevngrI:    hahahaha, because you're intrigued by me, and i'm funny.
Playa378:    bye
CIevngrI:    >:o  please no bye :*(  please?
Playa378:    byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
CIevngrI:    why......are you doing this to me?
CIevngrI:    so how old are you?
CIevngrI:    CIevngrI: so how old are you? 
CIevngrI:    what do you have better to do than talk to me?
CIevngrI:    you're not talking in that nifty little room you're in >:|
CIevngrI:    hey hey hey hey hey
CIevngrI:    want to see my pics??!
CIevngrI:    i
CIevngrI:    know
CIevngrI:    i
CIevngrI:    keep
CIevngrI:    popping
CIevngrI:    up
CIevngrI:    and 
CIevngrI:    you
CIevngrI:    have
CIevngrI:    to
CIevngrI:    be
CIevngrI:    VERY
CIevngrI:    annoyed
CIevngrI:    :D
Playa378:    ok, ur goin on block now
CIevngrI:    noooooo
CIevngrI:    i'm just trying to have fun
CIevngrI:    you make me laugh, but now i want to know about you.
CIevngrI:    :*(
CIevngrI:    pleeeeeeease?
CIevngrI:    okay, i'm ready for you to respond
CIevngrI:    am i unblocked now!?