The Cheap Hooker
by Clev
Caddie1man:
hello
IAintNoChiknHed:
HI
IAintNoChiknHed:
WHAT
DO YOU WANT
Caddie1man:
what
race r u
IAintNoChiknHed:
white
Caddie1man:
ive
been try ng to talk to you but my computer is acting up
Caddie1man:
but
the way you say want i want dam what i do to you
Caddie1man:
anyway
how are you
IAintNoChiknHed:
good,
thanks.
Caddie1man:
you
like blackmen
IAintNoChiknHed:
sure
Caddie1man:
am
i bothering you
IAintNoChiknHed:
no
Caddie1man:
how
old are you
IAintNoChiknHed:
39
Caddie1man:
you
party
IAintNoChiknHed:
yes,
with my 4 children
Caddie1man:
a
older ladie thata a first
Caddie1man:
married
IAintNoChiknHed:
4
times....but i decided marriage isn't for me, especially for my line of work
Caddie1man:
and
what is that
Caddie1man:
you
do for work
IAintNoChiknHed:
well,
i tried being a police officer, a neuro surgeon and a psychologist....but none
of them worked out for me...i didn't make enough money quick enough, so i became
a hooker
Caddie1man:
kool
IAintNoChiknHed:
yes,
i love my job.
IAintNoChiknHed:
it's
very stimulating
Caddie1man:
so
you find alot of dates on here
IAintNoChiknHed:
oh
yes.....some men even fly in from places like florida and nebraska to see
me.....i find that the idaho boys are the most fun
IAintNoChiknHed:
...and
pay the best.
IAintNoChiknHed:
but
i don't charge very much
Caddie1man:
kool
Caddie1man:
how
much
Caddie1man:
;-)
IAintNoChiknHed:
oh,
the most i charge a night is $20....good gas money
Caddie1man:
kool
IAintNoChiknHed:
it's
only $2 an hour
Caddie1man:
and
four kids
IAintNoChiknHed:
yeah,
one with each husband that i had.
Caddie1man:
got
a pic
IAintNoChiknHed:
no,
i'm sorry
Caddie1man:
what
you look like
IAintNoChiknHed:
i'm
about 5'4", blonde hair hazel eyes, 188lbs
IAintNoChiknHed:
IAintNoChiknHed: i'm
about 5'4", blonde hair hazel eyes, 188lbs
Caddie1man:
kool
IAintNoChiknHed:
yeah,
thanks
Caddie1man:
where
you live
IAintNoChiknHed:
in
the marana projects, you??
Caddie1man:
eastside
IAintNoChiknHed:
word
Caddie1man:
you
got a number
IAintNoChiknHed:
yes,
my favorite is 8, what about you?
Caddie1man:
now
your being stupid peace
IAintNoChiknHed:
:O
how am i being stupid?
IAintNoChiknHed:
you
want a number of the men i've slept with??..what?
Caddie1man:
do
you got a phone number
IAintNoChiknHed:
oh,
no, i can't afford a phone bill
Caddie1man:
so
how you set up dates
IAintNoChiknHed:
this
thing, or local bars....or the guys i get with recommend me to their friends.
Caddie1man:
i
want my di-- sucked
IAintNoChiknHed:
that's
nice..i don't do that.
Caddie1man:
pu----
IAintNoChiknHed:
i
have a virgin mouth
Caddie1man:
let
me open it
IAintNoChiknHed:
oh,
you probably shouldn't.
Caddie1man:
i
want some ass
IAintNoChiknHed:
oh,
i don't get it up the ass either.
Caddie1man:
i
want some pu--
IAintNoChiknHed:
oh,
i'm a virgin
Caddie1man:
go
play with someoneelse
Caddie1man:
bye
kid
IAintNoChiknHed:
kid?
:O
IAintNoChiknHed:
you're
very tense....you should relax.
IAintNoChiknHed:
....i
could help you with that for a low low SPECIAL cost of only $5
Caddie1man:
how
IAintNoChiknHed:
well,
what do you like to eat?
Caddie1man:
pu---
IAintNoChiknHed:
....what?
Caddie1man:
what
you got between your legs
IAintNoChiknHed:
well
i haven't anything between my legs, ...not anything called a pu--- i don't know
what that is! :O
IAintNoChiknHed:
are
you done talking to me? :*(